im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
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