Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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