I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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