Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
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I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
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He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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