whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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