Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
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Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
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seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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