Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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