i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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