2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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