Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
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Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
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Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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