She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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