I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Randomize
