So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
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