Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
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remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
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I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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