you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
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i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
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Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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