I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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