the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
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I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
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It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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