do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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