well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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