I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
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I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
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I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
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