Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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