better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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