waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
