i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
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If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
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i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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