She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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