So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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