North Korea, Best Korea!
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
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that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
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id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
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