Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
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I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
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fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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