Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
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She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
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come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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