did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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