you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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