You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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