): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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