would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
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I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
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Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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