weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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