I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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