my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
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Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
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Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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