Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
no you cant smoke seaweed
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
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