they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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