Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
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Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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