when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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