I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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