11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
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