She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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