Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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