I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Randomize
