I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
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