My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
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Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
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He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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