just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
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Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
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Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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