My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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