She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
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Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
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Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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