he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
If I die, sorry about rent.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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