thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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