pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
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I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
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And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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