Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I believe in your delicious
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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