they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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